[100+ mph on a motorcycle - girlfriend boyfriend]
- Slow down. I'm scared.
No this is fun.
- No its not. I'm scared now. Please...
Then tell me you love me.
- Fine. I love you. Now slow down!
Now give me a BIG hug.(she hugs him) And can you take my helmet off and put it on? Its annoying me.
[in the newspaper - next day] A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it but only one survived.
No this is fun.
- No its not. I'm scared now. Please...
Then tell me you love me.
- Fine. I love you. Now slow down!
Now give me a BIG hug.(she hugs him) And can you take my helmet off and put it on? Its annoying me.
[in the newspaper - next day] A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it but only one survived.
Halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks broke, but he didn't want to let his girlfriend know. Instead, he had her say she loved him, felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so she would live even though it meant he would die.
